Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Case Study No. 1700: "Sexy Librarian" Vindicator

Heroes of Newerth - Sexy Librarian
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- New Vindicator Avatar: Sexy Librarian
* School's out, and this curvy mistress of literature can't wait to unbutton and chase some Canterbury tail. When this vivacious wordsmith takes you back to the biology section, get ready to hit more than the books!

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[scene opens with a female Vindicator character (blue hair, gold earrings, glasses, yellow blouse, blue skirt, holding a large book in her right hand) standing in the middle of an open field, as the player cycles through her various taunts]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Call me Vindicator ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: A well-read woman is a ... dangerous creature.
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: The tongue is the only tool that gets sharper with use.
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Show me your hands, warm and capable of earnest grasping.
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Mm mm, there is no talking in the library! However, there are no rules against flirting ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: It was the best of lanes, it was the worst of lanes ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Shall I introduce you to the ... "Do-Me Decimal System?"
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: I'm looking for a lover who's radiant, humble, and terrific ... not just some pig!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: How about after this match, we go into the backroom and ... study?
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: If you stop clicking on me, maybe ... I'll let you into my chamber of secrets!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Let's kick some Canterbury tail!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Hit the books!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Time for a little crime ... and punishment!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Please, be quiet!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Read between the lines ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Oh, I'm not done reading yet!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Mmm, could you refill my mana, baby?
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: So it goes ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Choose your own adventure ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: There and back again ...
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Oh, the places you'll go!
[the player initiates another taunt]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: I'll write about this journey one day ...
[cut to the player attacking an enemy character with magic bolts (while initiating yet more taunts)]
[the player casts an "Inscribed Glyph of Silence" spell]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: May the odds be ever in your favor!
[the enemy finally explodes in a fountain of blood]
SEXY LIBRARIAN: Spoiler alert, sweetie ... you die at the end.

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From wikipedia.org:

Heroes of Newerth (HoN) is a multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) video game developed by S2 Games for Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X and Linux. The game idea was derived from the Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne custom map Defense of the Ancients and is S2 Games' first MOBA title. The game was released on May 12, 2010 and re-released as a free-to-play game on July 29, 2011.

Gameplay
Heroes of Newerth pits two teams of players against each other: the Legion and the Hellbourne. Both teams are based at opposite corners of the map in their respective bases. Bases consist of buildings, creep spawn points, towers, a hero spawning pool, and a central structure. The goal of the game is to either destroy the central structure, the World Tree (Legion) or Sacrificial Shrine (Hellbourne), of the opposite base or force the other team to concede. Players achieve this by selecting heroes with unique skills to combat the other team.

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From heroesofnewerth.com:

Patch Notes 3.4.4 - Summon the Arcane!

A short summary of the avatars released in the new Heroes of Newerth patch. Includes the new hero, the new courier and the following avatars:
- Debut Moira Avatar: Hecate
- New Moira Avatar: Singularity
- New Vindicator Avatar: Sexy Librarian
- New Predator Avatar: Russian Battlebear
- New Blood Hunter Avatar: Gargoyle
- Corrupted Disciple (POG)
- New Courier: Izbushka

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From gamepedia.com:

From one generation to the next, a reclusive order of hermits have guarded apocryphal writings said to come from the Prophet himself. Vindicator, still early in his lonely quest, is the last of these lonely sentinels, but he has left his exile behind in order to join the battle against the Hellbourne. Using the potent verses inscribed in the Great Book, he wields unique and powerful magic.

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