Monday, August 6, 2012

Case Study No. 0481: Staff of New Carrollton Library

The Library/Procrastination (Feat. G*Two)
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This (these) is (are) the video(s) you've been waiting for!

Mass Potential
"The Library"
The Unnamed Mixtape Vol. 1

AND

Mass Potential (Feat. G*Two)
"Procrastination"
The Unnamed Mixtape Vol. 2

Recorded and Edited by Nikki V

(c) Stockholders Music Group
Tags: librastination
Added: 3 years ago
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Mass Potential
"The Library"

[music video opens with Mass Potential super-imposed over footage of the Pac Man arcade game]

Check it
Me and my homies be bored as hell
Too much TV and games as well
Tryin' to find a dime that's nice on the eyes
Thick thighs, but she stimulates your brain as well
So we hopped in the car and
Made sure we had our library cards and
Headin' down the street on the low lurk
To the building where the women doin' homework

[Mass Potential cuts through a long line of patrons and heads into the library, where he sees a young woman wearing glasses sitting at one of the tables]

We arrived in long-ass lines and
Ladies workin' hard so you gotta be quiet
Shorties at computers, you know they E-Z
Getting quick answers asking Jeeves
But shorty in the glasses like that
Asses like that
So Massy like that
Shorty in view
So I had to pursue
Had to call her non-fiction, 'cause shorty's the truth!

[cut to a bunch of patrons throwing paper all over the floor, as Mass Potential continues rapping]

I'm at the library tryin' to read her
Doin' research to see if I need her
I'm at the library tryin' to read her
Doin' research to see if I need her
And if I like her, I'ma check her out
Said if I like her, I'ma check her out
And if I like her, I'ma check her out
Check-check-check me out

[cut to Mass Potential following the woman through the stacks]

Her name was Jenny, it was short for "Genius"
And she was published on May 13th and
She 'bout to graduate with twelve degrees
'Cause she loved to give smarts and excelled at English
But she not a ho or a hooker
Liked to read, dudes, movin' slow with a bookworm
And I appreciate
That she doesn't let her value depreciate

[Jenny drops her library card, so Mass Potential picks it up and brings it to her]

I started walking around with her
I was forward and she was kind of reserved
Pickin' out all her favorite lit-er-ature
While I'm still focused on getting with her
We started chatting, I'm trying to get her
I had to book her, because you know I'm trying to text her

[they walk through the library, passing several patrons and librarians]

Jennie had to go, blew a kiss through the window
But flew me her number on the back of some Cliff Notes

[various shots are shown super-imposed over a book which reads "Liberal Books: A New Chapter of Freedom on the Page"]

I'm at the library tryin' to read her
Doin' research to see if I need her
(You know I need her!)
I'm at the library tryin' to read her
(I see ya girl!)
Doin' research to see if I need her
(Lemmee take some notes!)
And if I like her, I'ma check her out
Said if I like her, I'ma check her out
(Yeah!)
And if I like her, I'ma check her out
Check-check

Thank you!!!!!
Mass Potential
Complete
GTWO
JE
Whitney - as Jenny
Tiffany
Samantha
Andrew
Maritzabel
Leroy
Jordan
Kenyetta
Candace

Special Thanks goes out to ...
New Carrollton Library
Everest College
Pond5 stock photos

Last but not least ...
Nicole Whitmire aka Nikki V!!!!

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